This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. It never smells and it's always silent. As a matter of fact I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was passing gas because it doesn't smell and it's silent".
The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my passing gas, although still silent, it stinks terribly."
"Good," the doctor said, "now that we've cleared up your sinuses, we'll start to work on your hearing."
The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my passing gas, although still silent, it stinks terribly."
"Good," the doctor said, "now that we've cleared up your sinuses, we'll start to work on your hearing."
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An older gentleman was concerned that his wife was losing her hearing, so he visited the family doctor to express his concerns. The doctor gave him a simple test that would help determine the extent of her hearing loss. That evening as she was preparing dinner, he stood behind her across the room and asked quietly, "what's for dinner?". Hearing no reply, he crept closer and repeated the question in a slightly louder voice. Again, hearing no reply, he came up right behind her and asked again in a louder voice still. At this point she turned around and said with much frustration "For the third time, I said CHICKEN!".
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